[Woof. Getting some serious flashbacks to his time in the Dowling household.]
I'm sure his interests are broad and vast and absolutely none of my business.
There is, however, a box full of the tackiest dishware I have ever laid eyes on that desperately needs to be dropped off the nearest high rise, and a few bottles of Four Roses' Single Barrel best. Just saying, if you want to get the worst of it off your chest.
I can sweeten the deal with a tub of red velvet cheesecake ice cream.
[ She has never heard of 'red velvet' cheesecake, but she is going to guess it's not literal, and it sounds decadent. Demons with their temptations... ]
I assure you that I would make miserable company at the moment, Mr. Crowley.
That's why I'm offering. You're miserable and I have horrible plates that need to be destroyed. Perfect combination - you get out all that pent up misery and aggression, and another offense to good taste is vanquished.
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I'm sure his interests are broad and vast and absolutely none of my business.
There is, however, a box full of the tackiest dishware I have ever laid eyes on that desperately needs to be dropped off the nearest high rise, and a few bottles of Four Roses' Single Barrel best. Just saying, if you want to get the worst of it off your chest.
I can sweeten the deal with a tub of red velvet cheesecake ice cream.
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I assure you that I would make miserable company at the moment, Mr. Crowley.
Why would we drop plates?
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What do you say?
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I dare not leave you with the burden of ugly plates. I shall be over promptly, if that is truly an invitation, though I feel I ought to bring a gift.
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If you insist. Ladies' night, then.
Thank you.